Oh god, this bitch. What the fuck is this pose? What the fuck are you doing? You’re so spontaneous with your wild rockstar personality, I can tell from the picture. Cool tats, bro. You’re so rad.

Oh god, this bitch. What the fuck is this pose? What the fuck are you doing? You’re so spontaneous with your wild rockstar personality, I can tell from the picture. Cool tats, bro. You’re so rad.

This bitch. What the fuck is that? Purple velvet skimpies and a bandanna? Great outfit. Redye your hair, you piss me off and you look like Lady Gaga.

This bitch. What the fuck is that? Purple velvet skimpies and a bandanna? Great outfit. Redye your hair, you piss me off and you look like Lady Gaga.

I don’t know what it is about this little girl. First off, she’s acting like she knows how to read. Really?! Who the fuck reads with their ass in the air? You sure are coming off as an intensely candid intellectual. Secondly, let’s be honest, if we could zoom in would your pages be upside down? And god damn this new trend where girls wear leotards. I don’t particularly think a misfitting onesie is sexy. Unless you’re a gymnasts, at the beach, Edie Sedgwick, or a Toxic Vision model, you PROBABLY wont look appealing lounging in a one piece.

I don’t know what it is about this little girl. First off, she’s acting like she knows how to read. Really?! Who the fuck reads with their ass in the air? You sure are coming off as an intensely candid intellectual. Secondly, let’s be honest, if we could zoom in would your pages be upside down? And god damn this new trend where girls wear leotards. I don’t particularly think a misfitting onesie is sexy. Unless you’re a gymnasts, at the beach, Edie Sedgwick, or a Toxic Vision model, you PROBABLY wont look appealing lounging in a one piece.

I’ve decided to have a bit of Hater Blog etiquette.

No one I actually know, and no showing the original sources. Keep it impersonal.

Ummmm, so… your camera is upside down. Just sayin’ … fucking hipsters

Ummmm, so… your camera is upside down.

Just sayin’

… fucking hipsters

Oh no, this bitch. What the fuck does your shirt even SAY?! Looks like a cupcake with dicks in it, jus’ sayin’. Nice trendy fucking 711 bracelets, like the ones that say “I <3 Boobies”, or have jesus on them and shit. That fucking duck face, where your lipstick doesn’t even cover your whole lip. Everyone else has hated on that enough before me, so I won’t even go there. Ugh god damn, there are so MANY things that piss me off when I look at you. Like your fucking headband—you’re doing it wrong— the headband was meant to hold BACK your hair… you know- we don’t live in ancient Greece and that look’s not cutting edge no matter how often hipsters perpetuate the idea.

Oh no, this bitch.

What the fuck does your shirt even SAY?! Looks like a cupcake with dicks in it, jus’ sayin’.

Nice trendy fucking 711 bracelets, like the ones that say “I <3 Boobies”, or have jesus on them and shit.

That fucking duck face, where your lipstick doesn’t even cover your whole lip. Everyone else has hated on that enough before me, so I won’t even go there. Ugh god damn, there are so MANY things that piss me off when I look at you. Like your fucking headband—you’re doing it wrong— the headband was meant to hold BACK your hair… you know- we don’t live in ancient Greece and that look’s not cutting edge no matter how often hipsters perpetuate the idea.